Morning Moaning, waking up in the morning
and having morning sex.
Morning Moaning, a term we all probably have heard and know of. But I have a
total different view on the term based on my past experiences. This is the
moaning is the moaning of life.
The term when I first heard
of it was disgusting to me as I did not know what it meant. In my mind, there
was something very filthy and pathetic going on.
I do not know whether you
have got me yet or not, but I am talking about people’s potty noises in the
morning which actually kind of sounds like moaning. Yes, I know you’re already
judging me, I know it is a pathetic interpretation of the term but this was my
first thought when I encountered the term Morning Moaning for the first time.
And it is not even my fault.
Let’s get to the back story and
see how in the world I got this interpretation of this term.
In my Higher Secondary
School days, I had to wake up at around 4 O clock in the morning as my school
gates would close at 6 AM sharp and my house and my school was at a good
distance. I used to get forcefully wakened up by my mom and she would start awaking
me at 4 and it used to take almost 30 minutes or even more sometimes to get me
finally awake. And then, as we used to stay in suburb and my house was in the
top floor (which is not a 26th but 4th floor) adjacent to
the terrace, I used to have my tea roaming the terrace early morning. And I still
remember very prominently the kind of morning moaning I used to hear those
times.
Those moaning still haunts
me really….
Uuuhhhhhh
Ummmmmmmm
Aaaahhhhhh
Goddddddddd
Followed by violently loud
farts, hearing which, you could tell about the consistency of the stool.
Believe it used to be this
prominent.
From all around the
buildings, from all the apartments in my building whoever’s Toilet’s light is
on these morning moaning could easily be heard of.
And not only this after
having my tea, I used to get ready for school and exit the building, I constantly
hear these pathetic noises from all around as I descend the staircase.
And don’t get me wrong. This
ain’t no exaggeration. I mean look at the situation here, Kids in the middle
east are horrified of hearing gunshots and bombings outside their house. They have
at least what we call it? A war story or a tough childhood story.
A really horrifying thing to be scared of.
Kids born in brothels cry when they hear morning moaning which is actually a very sad thing.
Kids born in brothels cry when they hear morning moaning which is actually a very sad thing.
But it is not the case here.
This is nothing just complete plain disgust is what it is. No sadness, nothing
to be horrified of but just plain disgust.
What we eat?
Well, these questions will
remain unanswered for the generations to come. Thanks for reading this disgust.
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thoughts about this filthy interpretation of the very very sexy term.
This post was written by:
Adarsh Narsaria is a content marketing professional , a Digital Artist and Professional Audio - Video Editor who helps companies attract visitors by making appealing promotional media, video advertisements and custom branded stationery. Previously, Adarsh worked as a marketing consultant in a Talent Acquisition Startup Business. He is currently doing his graduation.
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